Posts Tagged ‘ Hindi ’

Recession Geeta Sandesh

Employee woh hai

Employee woh hai

Employeewoh hai

jo aksar fasta hai

interviews ke sawaal me

badi companiyon ke jal me

boss aur client ke bawaal me

Employeewoh hai

jise intezaar hai

weekend night par dhoom machane

ka

boss ke chhuti par jane ka

increment ki khabar aane ka

Employeewoh hai

jo sochta hai

kaash padhai par dhyaan diya

hota

kaash teacher se panga na liya

hota

kaash ishq na kiya hota…..

Employeewoh hai

jo pak gaya hai

meetings ki jhelai me

submissions ki gehraai me

teamwork ki chataai me

Employeewoh hai

jo laga rahta hai

schedule ko fislane me

targets ko khiskane me

roz naye naye bahane banaane me

Employeewoh hai

jo lunch time me breakfast leta

hai

dinner time me lunch karta hai

aur

commutation ke waqt soya karta

hai

Employeewoh hai

jo paagal hai

chai aur samose ke pyaar mey

cigarette ke khumar mey

birdwatching ke wichaar mey

Employeewoh hai

jo khoya hai

reminders ke jawab me

na milne wale hisab me

Behtar bhavisya ke khwab me

Daddy Internet Laga Dein

Dil ka connection miladein,
Daddy Internet laga dein ,
Mujhe aaya mail dostoun ka,
Kab lagay Ga itna Bata dein

Homework pura hota nahi,
Raat ko mein sota nahi,
Jab mood ho parhai ka,
Homework koi hota nahi.

Net bhi hai kamaal cheez,
Bas aati ho agar chalani keys,
Waisay to bohot hai kaam is Kay,
Par chatting pe lagti nahi fees.

Aap kehte hain mein shor machaon Ga,
Try karo mein naraz na kar paon Ga,
Mein god promise karta Hun,
Net aap ke saunay ke baad lagaun Ga.

Saheli nahi meri,haan dost hi hotay hain,
Who saray ke saray school mein hi sotay hain,
Raat to guzarti hai net par typing kartay,
Subha bhi chat room mein hi hotay hain.

Ladkian bhi kamaal hoti hain,
Ghar pe apni misaal hoti hain ,
Saara kaam khatam karkay,
Das bajay saday naal hoti hain.

Ab to mujhe Internet lagadein,
Meri bhi mauj karadein ,
Mein bhi dhondta Hun cyber bahoo,
Aap bas nikah dot com karadein